{"id":5090,"date":"2012-08-03T06:24:39","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T20:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/?p=5090"},"modified":"2017-10-24T16:33:02","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T05:33:02","slug":"publishing-nightmare-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/2012\/08\/03\/publishing-nightmare-2\/","title":{"rendered":"publishing nightmare #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had my second <a href=\"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/2010\/04\/11\/publishing-nightmares\/\" title=\"Publishing nightmares\" target=\"_blank\">publishing nightmare<\/a>. I dreamt I was at a craft show, selling my wares. I opened up a carton of &#8220;Portuguese Whitework&#8221; and discovered that it was all wrong! The cover was a pale, insipid yellow, with a small photo in the middle and boring writing at the top. The page numbers were all wrong &#8211; letters in the middle of the numbers and I&#8217;m sure I saw one that was about 32000. The last problem were that there were hardly any pages in the book &#8211; it looked like half the pages were missing!<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t sell any books that day (at my dreamt craft show) which was extremely disappointing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so glad these things don&#8217;t happen in real life!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had my second publishing nightmare. I dreamt I was at a craft show, selling my wares. I opened up a carton of &#8220;Portuguese Whitework&#8221; and discovered that it was all wrong! The cover was a pale, insipid yellow, with a small photo in the middle and boring writing at the top. The [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-white-threads-uncategorized","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5090"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5092,"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5090\/revisions\/5092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vettycreations.com.au\/white-threads\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}